W is for Whiskey

Photo courtesy of Bryce Toole

Whiskey. noun.

an alcolic liquor distilled from a fermented mash of grain, as barley, rye, or corn, and usually containing from 43 to 50 percent alcohol.

All the cool kids are doing it. Even Oliver the cat is doing it.

Kate and I went on a cruise a couple weekends ago. We were cheersing on a boat. Completely surrounded by tourists and no where to go. Tourists who stack their 3 plates of Mt. Beef and Lard Everest high , until it becomes the leaning tower of thats making me sick Pisa. And then go up for seconds. Where guys in the Casino with the cheesy grin and the rancid "I've been drinking since I woke up" smell, will do anything to have a little good luck charm at their side. A good luck charm who stands there swaying with the current, and biting her blood red lipstick smeared lips and waits for her next buck. Where the bros on the balcony above the pool deck moon the onlookers for the slightest bit of attention to feed their already obnoxiously narcissistic behavior appetite, with the women old enough to be their moms, hoot and holler, and get slightly turned on. I was there, along for the ride. We smuggled on a mass amount of alcohol, and danced under the stars in the middle of the ocean. While we were dressed with some class our foul creatures were showing. Good times were had because it tastes so good when it hits your lips. Please take note, W is not for Water.